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Hello, I'm Togane.
Hello, I'm James.
I'm Yoh.
I'm about to say something I don't mean.
Say it.
No, I don't mean it.
I want you to look me in the eye.
I'll say it.
Something cold.
Something close.
Something cold.
If you're going with this vibe, you can't go wrong.
What's "something cold"?
We're back to BGM.
We're back to our old selves.
Something warm.
A warm meal?
When you eat it, you say "huff, huff" and eat a lot of it.
It's not the temperature here or the temperature of this room.
There's an idiot who eats a lot of food in a cold place!
He's an idiot!
What did you think?
I think you're exactly right.
Why me?
You're doing it again.
You're weird, Yoh.
You're annoying.
You have a great mentality.
There's a channel where you do things you don't want to do.
It's because you think you do it.
If you're told to do fried chicken, you'll say, "You do it, too!"
You don't do it, do you?
You're a different person.
Fried chicken follows you to a good place.
It follows you to a mental place.
You'll say, "You do it, too!"
That's true.
If you think about it, you'll say you do it.
You're making a good story.
Can I do this, too?
Do you want to do it personally?
Do it in the back of the camera.
I don't have a computer.
You wanted a computer.
You like making videos, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You used to do it, didn't you?
When I was a college student, I did a lot of things like that.
You're doing things like "our beginning."
I see.
But you said you didn't have a computer and you couldn't edit videos.
I thought you'd be happy if I gave you a computer as a surprise.
If the cold person wins in this project, I'll give you a computer.
If that happens, you know what I mean, right?
Yes, of course.
This time, it doesn't make sense if it's not really cold.
It's not a verification.
From now on, we'll eat udon here, too.
Yes.
We'll eat until we're full and decide how much we can eat.
The premise is annoying!
It's obvious that it's going to be painful.
It's annoying.
What premise is that?
And that alone won't be a verification, right?
We'll break that record and go to a snowy mountain next week.
- Why? - I ate it!
We'll go to a snowy mountain and a cold place and eat udon again!
So we'll eat it!
Which one is more painful?!
- I'm curious, but... - I'm curious, right?
I'm curious, but I don't care if it's okay or not.
I don't want you to say you want to die because you have such bad feelings.
This fact is not yet available in this world.
It's really not worth seeing if someone was doing it.
I don't know if we'll eat more or not.
- Thankfulness will definitely increase. - That's true.
- The food will definitely be better over there. - Yeah.
Scientifically speaking, it's a cold place.
To raise the temperature, you might have to move around a lot.
It may be a practical experiment.
Practical? How do you make use of it?
If there are a lot of people in a cold place,
you can sit down and eat.
I'm really full now.
You can take with you one or two bags of udon and make a lunch box with your mom.
I will eat udon full of now.
The texture of udon is good and you can eat as much as you like after an hour.
You can decide it after one hour.
I'm full at the same time, so I'll eat a lot of udon.
I will also test the same thing in the other room.
I'm scared.
It was cold in the morning when it snowed.
I'm going to buy a computer and use it.
It's not snowing, it's cold.
I have decided to go in the morning.
Udon
It's udon.
It's done!
For now, I'm hungry.
Is this the amount of noodles for udon?
Noodles?
It's called "shotama".
Oh, I see. It's how many balls you want.
Ready...
Start!
Itadakimasu!
It doesn't have to be fast, does it?
I can still eat it, so I just have to finish it in an hour.
Wow...
It's hot...
So far, I'm not grateful.
Can I eat it now?
You can use the soup as you like.
You don't have to drink it all up.
I want more!
Me too!
Give me some of this, too!
Wow, it's hot and fast.
I want some tempura.
It's really hot.
I'm sweating.
Yeah...
Oh, no! It's too hot!
While we're in this room,
it's not fun in this room.
No, it's no good. I have no choice but to use it.
Wow! The green onion is working!
How much will it change?
It's good!
What?
Oh, it's burning.
I know.
This is not good.
Wow, it's fast!
It's not burning. Are you serious?
I didn't put enough green onion in it.
Wow, with green onion in it...
It's not good.
It's a little plain.
Can you make it more flavorful like this?
Really?
There's no flavor!
Really?
There's no flavor!
Yeah, I know.
It's like eating white rice.
Huh?
Here you go.
Thank you.
What do you want?
I want to go out to eat.
I want to sleep behind the camera and make a nap.
It's a free workplace.
I wish I could go to a snowy mountain like this.
If you have all the conditions, you can go to a snowy mountain, sleep behind the camera and make a nap.
Let's buy it.
It's too early.
This is the real video now.
This is what happens once in a while.
If it was a snowy mountain, I would have wanted to eat it while it was cold and killing me.
This is what I say every time I go to the mountains.
That's right. I had this fever when I went hiking.
I put it in my head.
I can't put it in my head.
Wow!
This is what happens when you go to a mountain and a house.
I don't want to put it in my head.
You know, we eat the same things over and over again.
I know it because I've experienced grilled meat.
The excitement of udon is abnormal.
If it's grilled meat, it starts with "Yay!"
"Yay!" It didn't start with "Yay!"
It didn't start with "Yay!"
Where are you, Pete?
It's true.
It's definitely like this in a snowy mountain.
It's true.
Do you know now?
It's definitely like this.
If it was a snowy mountain now, I would have eaten it.
Do you have to go?
If you want to prove that you're not wrong, you have to do it.
If it was a snowy mountain now, I would have eaten it.
If it was a snowy mountain now, I would have slipped and fallen.
Are you doing it in the middle of a ski resort?
No, I'm not.
I don't know.
In my imagination, you wouldn't have slipped.
What time is it now?
It's exactly 30 minutes.
What?
I want you to do your best.
Is there anything better than a snowy mountain?
It doesn't matter how much you make it a snowy mountain.
If the gyaru is too slippery, you can eat a lot if you use it.
Ignore it.
If you eat in this room in this state, you can eat more if you eat in a state where the gyaru is wandering.
If the gyaru talks to you and you say it's cool, it will be the power of the gyaru.
I don't think it matters if you are supported or not.
What?
If you meet a gyaru, you can eat udon noodles.
Then, should we all be gyaru?
How long are you going to be a gyaru?
If we do our best, we can't concentrate at all.
If you see a real gyaru next week, you will be excited.
Gyaru is not a gyaru video.
It's not a gyaru video.
I can't do it. I talked too much and I can't do it anymore.
I wanted you to talk a lot now.
You like this taste too much, don't you?
I hate udon noodles and I'm afraid of them.
I did it.
You are doing your best. I will do my best, too.
I don't have time for romance.
Let's eat half of it.
Don't do that!
Only one and a half minutes left.
Let's eat one at a time.
Let's go, Koshiren.
One is enough for me.
Number three!
Time's up!
Number three.
I really don't need one more.
What's going on?
I'm sure Yukihara can eat it now.
We have a conclusion in our hearts.
But in order to make sure it's true...
Next week, we're going to Amazon.
No, you're going too far. It's not a snowy mountain.
We don't know, but we're going to see the results.
Let's eat in the next week's snowy mountain.
Yes!
One week later!
It's too far!
It's too cold!
We're in a snowy mountain!
What kind of picture is this?
That's amazing!
You're going to let me do this?
I know you're actually here, but...
Can you eat this one?
It's decided you can eat it.
That's how it was before.
I want to eat more.
How much more do you want me to eat?
Can you eat this one?
What?
I can't take it anymore.
Do you have a waiting time?
Yes.
Can you let me go for a little while?
It's so good!
We're back home.
I'm so satisfied.
But my face is cold.
It's so cold while exercising like this.
I'm tired.
I just want to eat a lot.
Please!
I'm really looking forward to the udon.
I think it's really good.
It's here!
It looks delicious!
Ready...
Start!
Here we go!
My hands are cold.
I want chopsticks.
It's so good!
I'm sorry.
I'll add green onions to make it simple and high quality.
It's really good!
I'll add shichimi.
I won't run for this first cup.
Look at this!
Green onion, laver, ginger!
I can't get enough of it!
It's dangerous.
Don't spill it.
It might be just my feeling of satisfaction now.
No, it's infinite.
Please give me the second cup.
Sure, I'll be right back.
Another one!
Please give me this one, too!
I'll have the second cup.
Thank you for it.
It has snow flavor.
The snow flavor is good.
It's so good!
Hurry up!
It's so good!
But I couldn't do it.
Another one, please!
No...
Huh?
I'm usually happy with just food.
You're not hungry anymore, are you?
That's right.
All you need is warmth, isn't it?
To raise your body temperature.
I see.
I don't like it.
You're right.
I can't see your face anymore.
Was it that good?
Even if a little curry roux was sold for 50,000 yen, I'd still buy it.
It's called "Ichacoitera".
There's a couple behind me who are eating a lot and wearing snuffles.
It's perfect for udon eaters like us.
You said "gyaru", didn't you?
I don't have a gyaru.
There's no gyaru.
It's like a group of professionals.
It's like a family or a professional.
Oh, it smells good.
Wow, it's cold.
Please make it hot.
Oh, my udon is almost gone.
If you wait too long, it'll get cold.
It gets really cold while you're eating.
Ah, I ate it, but should I wait one more time?
What? Wait one more time?
There's a time limit.
Is it too soon?
It's good for making it right away.
As long as you can eat it right away, right?
What?
It's about whether you can eat it right away.
Oh, my thighs.
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
This one drink is...
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my thighs.
No, no.
No, sir.
Do you want it?
How are you doing now? Is it warm?
It's warm.
Really?!
It gets cold while you're holding it from here to here.
I'll eat it right away, so give it to me!
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
There's not much steam coming out.
Is there steam coming out of this?
Yeah!
There's no speed.
Oh, no!
What?
Eh, Guen.
It's seriously slimy.
It's too bad.
How long has it been?
47 minutes left.
What?!
There's too much time.
Wait a minute.
It's cold.
Is it cold enough for you?
Should we eat snow?
It's too cold.
I don't want udon at all. The tea is too good.
We may have run out of time to eat.
Should we eat snow?
I can't order it unless I have the power to eat a cup of snow all of a sudden.
I see.
I'll do it like this.
It's cold and I have to order udon.
Is the cold enough?
No, it's not enough.
Then I'll do it like this.
Are you serious?
That's amazing.
I'll help you.
Stop it.
It's so cold.
I can't stand up and eat it.
What are you doing?
I can't stand up and eat it.
The pressure in front of me is annoying.
I won't order it for a while.
You've made up your mind.
You're cheating.
You don't need willpower in the city.
You're doing amazing things.
Don't wait for me.
I wish Hirose Koubi was here.
I can eat it.
I can't use my voice.
But I'll eat it all in one song.
You can do it.
I'll eat udon before the song is over.
I'll eat udon in four and a half minutes.
I'm nervous.
Are you ready?
I'm waiting for you.
I can't use the original song because of copyright.
I'll sing a song.
If you don't like it,
Please listen to Hirose Koubi's original song.
I'm worried about you.
Don't you think it's a lie if you have a good personality?
Bohemians must feel someone like happiness.
Is this romance god?
Oh, I'm tired.
I need to be ashamed of myself.
I'm tired of my first meeting, this attitude, age, job, food, education, I have to go.
I've been waiting for you. Pass. Hurry up and take off your sunglasses and show me.
Your smile is wonderful. It's still wonderful. I can't help but think about you.
Love rather than friendship.
Let me send you home.
Okay, I can't believe it.
The moment I'm in love, I'm sure I'm feeling you.
Fall in love, romance god, make my wish come true.
It's written in my fortune-telling.
Today I'm in love with someone.
This week, next week, next week, forever.
Thank you, romance god.
We're back!
The end!
We ate it all!
I didn't think it'd be like this.
No way, Tetsuya.
Poor you.
Romance god.
I'm tired.
30 minutes left.
What?
Not yet?
That was the last part of the video.
What was that time?
I can't use my copyright or anything.
But I really ate it all with Koumi's power.
I'm cold.
My body doesn't warm up at all.
That's true.
What do we do in 30 minutes?
I think we can slide for about 5 minutes.
But if we go up and eat curry rice, can we eat it?
I think we can eat it.
If we slide down the Titan Route, can we eat it?
Seriously.
Shinji said it.
Eat it!
He said it.
Fastest lift, fastest descent.
If one of us eats it, it's pretty cheap.
No, we can't do it right now.
Please eat it.
It doesn't make sense.
If we eat it now, go up the lift and come back.
If we eat it now, it doesn't make sense.
If we go up the lift now, we'll rest too much.
No.
Let's go for a drink.
Shibayu and me, please!
What about you?
What about you guys?
There was a "you guys" part.
It doesn't make sense.
So, Shibayu will eat it up and go.
We'll challenge if we can eat it until we come down.
That's pretty...
- Can you make it in time? - It's too early for you to come down.
- You'll die. - Oh, here it comes!
- Here it comes! - I don't know what you're talking about.
- You really look like you're enjoying it. - I really don't know what you're talking about.
- Why are you eating a lot now? - I can't do it, so I'm waiting for you.
- You can wait for me, but you have to wait for me while sliding. - First of all, why did I have to slide?
- By the way, I noticed that it was snowing. - It's snowing.
- This is the power of the ice. - The ice has increased.
- 19 minutes left. - Oh no, oh no, don't hurry up!
- You weren't there at the moment it ended. - Then you...
- I'm going to hurry up and eat now. - So I'm going.
- 19 minutes, right? You can come back, right? - It's easy.
- Measure exactly how many seconds it is. - Then I'll really write it down.
- I'll eat a lot of udon while you're gone. - Don't ask me! I'm going!
- Yeah. - I don't know why, but...
- It's a competition against yourself, too, Tetsuya. - All right, I'll come back.
- If we both finish eating udon, what will you do for me?
- The one who was late is naked limbo dance.
- That's fine! - It's a show with naked limbo dance!
- I'm going! - I'm going!
- I can't do it! - I can't do it!
- If you eat more than half of it, we'll start from here. - Cheating!
- You're eating too much! - Are you already riding it?
- Wow! - You're going to lose!
- Why are you always riding it? - It's going to rain.
- It's snowing too much.
- I ate it! - You ate it.
- That guy... - Isn't it not enough?
- He's angry. - 9 minutes left. - 9 minutes left?!
- That guy... He's going to finish eating most of it.
- I finished eating udon, too.
- Isn't it less than the one on top?
- I'm back! I'm back!
Importance!
The lift is too long!
I thought we were losing because we got on top.
8 minutes and 43 seconds.
That long?
You guys will eat in about 7 minutes.
Udon!
I'm so tired.
What is udon? It depends on how you feel.
When I was making it, I wasn't full.
I don't want to eat it.
Thank you for the food!
Let's count how many we eat from here.
Udon itself was so good.
But, whether we can eat it or not is a different issue.
One.
I ate it!
Please give me another one!
One minute left!
Last one!
10! 9!
8!
1!
Make some noise!
If you can't make it, say it's over!
It's too long!
It doesn't matter!
It's over!
You bastard!
It's a good sound!
It's broken!
I don't know!
It doesn't matter!
Go away!
I wasn't aware of the number of tiles, so I don't know at all.
I really don't know. I'm really forgetting.
So, first of all, please announce the number of tiles in the room.
Isn't it snowing?
The number of tiles in the room is...
Ryo-san, 6 tiles and 3 tiles.
6 tiles and 3 tiles.
Teppeiya-san, 5 tiles and 5 tiles.
5 and 2.
What? 5?
I haven't eaten yet.
Shizawa-san, 5 tiles and 2 tiles.
Well, it's 5 and 6.
Ryo-san, 6 tiles and 5 tiles.
What?
What? 2?
Wow!
I thought you were eating a lot of food.
- Setsuya-san... - Yes?
7 and...
What?
- What?! - What?
- Amazing! - But?
Look, you know! Because you're naked and slippery!
- Taika-san, 5 and 5 and 5 and 5... - 5 and 5.
Setsuya-san, you're the only one who's growing.
What is this phenomenon?!
7 tiles is amazing!
I can't eat 7 for sure.
Red berries and blackberries.
It's snowing, so in other words...
Shibuya is full of them.
But it's a little bit more than usual.
It's really a little bit.
It's like two or four of them.
I see.
It's a waste of food.
Now that we're in Yukiyama,
we know that Tetsuya can eat a lot of food.
Yes.
If we go to Yukiyama, I'll die soon.
I'll need food.
Oh, I see.
When we get lost, I'll probably run out of food.
I'm sorry about that.
Then we won't take you to Yukiyama, Tetsuya.
What?!
We definitely won't take you.
Everyone, if you get lost, please cut me off first.
If you let me live, it might not be good for you.
That's right.
Oh, Tetsuya.
In the end, that promise is...
I don't know at all if this verification is for you or not.
This kind of verification is also fun, so it's okay, right?
I'd like to do it again like this.
So, everyone, thank you for your hard work.
See you...
Get off me!
Come on!
I won!
Hi, boy.
Meets girl.
You're random.
Damn it!
Let's go!
Ahhhh!
I'm hard-boiled and full of energy!
It's cold!
Ahhhh!
Ah!
Ahhh!
Ahhhhhh!